Ew. (True Blood)

Heart. Souffle.

Ew.

Who else scream-laughed when Sookie was all, “You’ve lost this one, you fucking bitch” or whatever she said?

I’m not really going to talk about the bomb because I don’t think they’re blowing up half the cast. I’m going with paintball bomb.

So I don’t think this is a strong theory, but it’s the only thing I’ve got at this point. Maybe Maryann wants Sam’s heart because his heart/blood is like Daphne’s and will make people… what, beat each other? See, not strong. But I don’t know why else Sam is so important, although I guess I’m not supposed to know yet.

Also, is anyone else waiting for Godric to break into a Radiohead-like version of “I’ve Gotta Crow”?

If you’ve read the books and know WTF’s going on, please don’t spoil. Thanks!

Don’t have much else to say except I hope Jessica stays with Hoyt despite her “deformity.” I’ll copy/paste my tweets with other random thoughts I had during the show, plus additional commentary:

tiny spoiler – I have a feeling that’s not the first time someone’s told Jason Stackhouse to grow a brain cell… #trueblood

Tiny spoiler- I have a feeling that’s not the first time someone’s told Sookie Stackhouse not to use words she doesn’t understand.#trueblood

HAAA, “There’s a vampur inside.” #trueblood (I’m a Texan, and that’s toootally how I say it.)

Theory, not spoiler (probably a duh moment more than anything) – Did Eggs kill the fake voodoo lady? #trueblood

Ew, ew, ew, Maryann, EW. Now I hate cooking even more. #trueblood

I don’t really care for these Wild-West-leather-daddy Dallas vampire costumes. #trueblood

The actress who plays the sheriff’s deputy is hilarious. Facial expressions go a long way. #trueblood

Don’t eat that fuckin’ snack, y’all! #trueblood

Do they not have eyes? I would never eat something that looked like that. #trueblood

Aw, that’s so sad for Jessica. #trueblood

ROFL “sodomized a pine tree”- Southern people on TV are dumb. #trueblood (Yes, Southern people in real life are often dumb, too, like for having sodomy laws at all, which is why the joke was funny.)

For those like me who are wondering, wikipedia claims that Allan Hyde (Godric) is 20. Godric – older than good ol’ JC. #trueblood

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